BY REBELLIOUS JOHN CLAYTON: SPORTS EDITOR
LESEAN MCCOY, DADDY!”
MINNEAPOLIS, MN— The NFL landscape has shifted dramatically since the Ravens released Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson was deactivated by the Minnesota Vikings. The league has struggled to downplay the controversial actions of two star running backs while Rice and Peterson are stuck at home on Sundays.
In particular, Peterson is feeling very remorseful for his actions. In an interview with The Medium, Peterson revealed that the worst part of what transpired is not that he abused his son, but that he’s single-handedly ruining thousands of Fantasy Football teams.
“Yeah man, Ray Rice is upset, sure, but he was a fifth round pick. Fantasy owners can recover from a 5th round bust. I was the first overall pick in a lot of leagues.”
“Fans on ESPN Fantasy Forums are devastated, and I can’t blame them. I may have hit my son, but the real ones taking the hit are fantasy owners everywhere who drafted me.”
“This really hits home for me, since my son drafted me in his fantasy league. I have to live with the fact that I let him down forever.”
Peterson has promised owners that drafted him that he will do anything he can to make it up to them, including providing insider tips on which Vikings players to start.
The Medium 