*OMG THEY CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOOK ME ON*
By ModerateEugenecistGamer1986, Influencer and Incestous Alt-Right Elsa YouTuber
(Hey what’s up guys!!! Broke the camera against the drywall again so I’m just posting my vlog script here!!!)
Recently I noticed that CHRIS TAYLOR BROWN 🐴🐴🐴, the lead singer of early 🕐🕐🕐 2000’s post-grunge alternative nu-metal 🤘 group 👥👥 TRAPT, has been having a MONTH 🈷️🈷️🈷️-LONG TWITTER #️⃣#️⃣ MELTDOWN over this ⬆ CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE, feuding with DANNY DIABLO, DANCE 💃 GAVIN DANCE 💃, ICE-T 🧊, and everyone who 💁 DISAGREES with his PRESCRIPTION DRUG 💊 FUELED MAGA-FELLATING DIATRIBES, even going so far as to CHALLENGE Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷🇲🇷. T to a BARE KNUCKLE boxing match “to the FUCKING 🖕 DEATH”?
What 😅 is 🈶 it with CHRIS BROWNS in the music 🎤 industry 🏭🏭🏭 being abusive, homophobic, maladroit, narcissistic FUCKSTICKS? I had so much respect for TRAPT and their MULTITUDINOUS DISCOGRAPHY with it’s abundance of HIT 👊 SONG, SO MUCH NOSTALGIA for it’s accompaniment in artistic masterworks like 😄😄 PS2 GAME 🎱🎱 MAIN MENU MUSIC 🎤🎤, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG 🦔🦔🦔 AMVs, and FAMILIAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 👊👊. I don’t even disagree with BIGOTRY, INJECTING BLEACH to OWN THE LIBS, or female 👧👧-on 🔛🔛-male 👦 STATUATORY RAPE APOLOGIA, but have 🈶 a little more ➕➕ TACT about it MY GUY 👦👦, you FEEL me?
So, at 3:00 AM, I took the PLENTY BOLD CHALLENGE to tweet 🐦 @TRAPTOFFICIAL, telling 🗣 them to be LESS ➖ HEADSTRONG while listening to HEADSTRONG. Within the span of ten seconds, I received the PORTENTOUS 😮 OMEN 😈 that I had been BLOCKED from following @TRAPTOFFICIAL and viewing @TRAPTOFFICIAL’s tweets, and five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ seconds after that, I received an OMINOUS CALL from a demonic, DISTORTION-FILTERED voice…
“I SEE 👁 YOUR 👉 MOTIVES INSIDE. DECISIONS TO HIDE. A DIFFERENT MOTIVE IN YOUR 👉 EYES 🤩🤩🤩. SEE 👁👁👁 YOU LATER…”
Five 5️⃣ minutes transpired. A rapping BECKONED upon my door 🔑🔑. FROSTED black tips DRIFTING against the peephole. A violent SCREAMO YARL echoed across the walls. IT WAS CHRIS TAYLOR BROWN… …IN THE FLESH 😱😱😱. Behind him, the THREE 3️⃣3️⃣ HORSEMEN 🐴🐴🐴: BRENDAN HENGLE, MIKE SMITH, and some motherfucker named PETER “PETE” CHARELL.They stood back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and he pointed FORWARD ⏭⏭⏭, wearing nothing 🈚🈚 but a MAGA hat 🤠🤠🤠 and 112 pounds and 62 inches of soaking meat 🥓🥓🥓, ECHOING into the ether…
“HEADSTRONG? I’LL SHOW 📺📺 YOU STRONG 💪 HEAD 💆💆! HUNG DONG 🍆 ? I’LL SUCK OFF ANYONE’S!”
Mr 🇲🇷. Taylor-Brown 🐴🐴🐴 did NOT back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ off and respect CDC social distancing regulations. He DID let me know 🤔 that he knew 🤔 I was wrong, and HE DID take me on 🔛🔛🔛, with my obliging consent, and the most euphoric 27 MINUTES 🕐 of 🍆 ECSTASY 😫 I have EVER experienced in my life. Yes, he DID swallow 👅 , and yes, TEETH 🦷 were generously applied. We have 🈶🈶🈶 remained quarantined, drinking Monster 👹👹👹 Energy 🔋🔋, and threatening to fist 👊 fight one 1️⃣1️⃣ another to the death 💀 since! Took me on 🔛🔛🔛 across 50 vlogs that I’m proud 😤😤😤 to announce on 🔛🔛🔛 my new 🆕🆕 vlog! Visit onlyfans.com/ModerateEugenecistGamer1986 for more ➕➕➕ BASED CONSERVATIVE Headstrong Strong 💪💪 Head 💆💆 Elsa Spiderman content!