By guest writer Famous Rapper DaBaby
Q – Are you Famous Rapper DaBaby?
A – I am Famous Rapper DaBaby.
Q – I’ve been rewatching Naruto on Netflix and just got up to the first Gaara-Sasuke fight. Why don’t you think that show inspired more incels to attempt school sand throwings?
A – If they had the athletic ability to accomplish that with sand, they wouldn’t need to do it in the first place.
Q – If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a space rock would that be fucked up or what?
A – Dude, that’d be really fucked up.
Q – If short people smoke weed, do they get high or medium?
A – It’s kinda like filling a balloon. You gotta tie a string to them so they don’t fly away.
Q – Can I bring my cum jar with me on a plane if it’s only 3.4 ounces?
A – Probably. Just be careful of overfilling it. They’ll make you drink it or throw it away.
Q – Who do I have to call if I get in an accident with a clown car?
A – You call the cops and triple-A. A car accident is a car accident, regardless of the vehicle.
Q – What do you know about this company, and why would you like to work for us?
A – I’ve been using your product for years, so I already know I like it. I’m experienced with the product, so I have a vested interest and can bring a fresh perspective.
Q – What happened to the last person you attempted to murder?
A – All serious charges were dropped. I did plead guilty to carrying a concealed weapon.
Q – Is it easy to take candy from DaBaby?
A – Don’t take my candy.
Q – How do you call an orphan’s parents?
A – With a landline.
Q – Why is my left testicle bigger than my other two?
A – It’s normal for guys to have one testicle a bit bigger than the other. A normal size difference is about the size of half a teaspoon, and usually the right testicle is larger than the left. In your case, it sounds like something is going on and you need to see a doctor.
Q – I want to submit questions for the Medium’s Personals page. How naughty can these questions be?
A – Submit them and if I feel they’re too inappropriate, I just won’t use them. I am Famous Rapper DaBaby.