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When you want to show off your pet bear Sasha’s newest trick but her unicycle has a flat.
The last time your country had an election, there was only one option on the ballot.
When you don’t have enough Vodka to last you through another glorious winter.
When your government decides to put you in a gulag for Googling “freedom” and “democracy”.
Being forced to give the last of your grains that you were going to eat for dinner to the all-powerful government, Comrade.
Bribing your police officers just no longer works like it used to ever since they’ve tried to become more “transparent”.
Having to wait two months for any TV show or movie to be subtitled in your language.
When you want to go outside but don’t have anymore face masks.
When you’re super flexible as a child so the government takes you from your family and starts training you for the Olympics.