By I.C. Upee
1. Are you the state of Mississippi? ‘Cause you’re the only miss whose piss I sippi
2. Your eyes are like beautiful pools. Can I piss in them?
3. You make me feel wet and warm. Just like the piss in my pants
4. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and I can’t find the bath- room.
5. Want a raisin? No? How about a bottle of urine? Wait I mean a date.
6. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U, T, and I together.
7. Ur-ine-all of my dreams
8. Are you a jellyfish sting? Because I have to pee on you.
9. Are you a toilet? Because I feel relief when I’m with you.
10. Your eyes are like Edward Cullen’s. Beautifully pee-colored.
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