By: Red Pilled Alpha Giga Chad (Not a virgin)
- I had sex with my girlfriend but you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school in another country but she definitely exists and I definitely put my peepee in her legs.
- I no longer wear the purity ring that my priest gave me. I still believe in God, I just believe he wanted me to get laid.
- I am not a liberal.
- I have never tasted my own seamen nor another man named Jeffery’s seamen.
- My uncle told me I wasn’t a virgin after we played doctor downstairs in the basement alone on Thanksgiving when I was five.
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