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Joe E: Phone Editor

“I’m a bear in the woods motherfucker.”

Joseph E, 22, recently died in a tragic crossfit accident. Joe will be survived by his life partner J.S. Hallman, his 83-year old best friend Vince and his massive collection of oversized Polo shirts. The former aide to Hilary Clinton was known for being socially oblivious but politically brilliant, suggesting to the candidate that social networking was no longer a viable aspect of campaign strategy. His friendship with Bill Clinton was particularly legendary. Paparazzi often caught the two of them enjoying back alley lizard fights.

He won’t be missed at The Medium since he was always too weird for us anyway.

Joe was known for his love of writing obnoxiously old-fashioned love letters and pooping in bathrooms in Alexander Library, using the novels to wipe.