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Features, Volume LI Issue I

HOW GOOD WAS YOUR SNOW DAY

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BY GRIND ALL

Check off every thing you did and add up your points!

Made a snowman: 4 pts (yay childhood!)

Fucked that snowman: 1 pts (fucking gross ruining childhood)

Fucked someone: 5 pts

Got so drunk you forgot there was a snow day: 7 pts

Got so high you thought the snow was attacking you: 10 pts

Called for delivery then pretended you weren’t home when they got there: 8 pts (lol)

Streaked down the empty streets: 6 pts

Wrote your name in the snow with your pee: 9 pts (yes)

Tried out that weird masturbating thing that involves snow… you know what I’m talking about: 0 pts

TALLY THE FUCK UP

0-10 did you even have a snow day?

11-20 so you did what you normally do every Saturday but there was snow around you

21-30 awh dang getting out of yo comfort zone I see you girl do yah thang

31-40 okay this is getting a little out of hand now and I’m getting a little scared

41-50 omg I didn’t know frat boys read the medium!!!!