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Fraternities Promoting Sexual Violence Awareness Still Require Ratio

BY Walter Cronkite Jr
Greek Life Insider

NEW BRUNSWICK — Not seeing the explicit irony, fraternities at Rutgers continue to advocate for the prevention of sexual violence while forcing all male, non-guest list partygoers to have ratio.

“Hey bro, I only see three girls and one of you,” Beta Rho Omega brother Arnie van Jaaran reportedly said, whose fraternity was enforcing a 6-to-1 female-to-male ratio Friday. “I can’t let you in unless you got more girls, yo. But while I have you here, would you care to make a donation to RAINN, the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization?”

This is not an isolated incident, as reportedly every fraternity that is not guest-list only continues to use ratio at parties year after year. The reported minimum ratio is 4-to-1 at Tau Iota Tau, yet the reported minimum amount of service hours per brother at Rutgers is 10 a semester, though the message and actions do not seem to resonate.

RAINN IS LUCKY TO HAVE ARNIE Hey man equality is just the right thing to do

“Yeah we do a lot of work with The Office for Violence Prevention and Victim Assistance, which provides an amazing service on campus that I really recommend people use,” said Sam Young, president of Alpha Sigma Sigma. “At the same time, though, we can’t be throwing sausagefests every weekend. Frankly, girls should see it as a compliment. They’re desirable. As a reward, guys that pull get to party, and girls are given free drinks and get to swat away unwanted advances.”

When asked about the apparent hypocrisy, Young did not see it.

“Nah we have inter-fraternal meetings all the time, and we always congratulate each other on the positive impact we have on the culture of sexual violence prevention on this campus.”

The office of Fraternity & Sorority Affairs did not make an official comment on the issue, but did note fraternity contributions to the cause, both monetarily and through volunteer hours.

When asked, most independent students on campus were indifferent on the issue.
“It’s whatever,” said senior Jessica Hernandez. “I go to the bars now.”

Trump Closes Borders To Muslims Without 10:1 Ratio

Does the Wrong Thing

WASHINGTON, D.C.— This past week President Trump announced his plan to halt immigration from several countries who’s common trait is their belief in Islam. Upon this announcement Trump faced serious backlash from a majority of the country sparking protests across the country. Following advice from his advisers Trump has agreed to modify his plan to allow Muslims from the countries in but only if they can pull a ratio of 10:1. trumpratio.png

“This is a great plan,” said Trump in a press conference addressing his new plan. “This is the greatest plan America has ever seen in regards to immigration. I can see it now. Tons and tons of hot women coming in to our country.”

Trump, barely addressing the other sex, briefly stated that he was still against Muslims as they were totally all terrorists but the hot ones were cool in his book.

“Its ratio or nothing. None of that ‘throwing 5s’ bullshit, we want 10 hot, and I mean hot women coming in here,” he continued on.

How this policy will be enacted has not been decided but it will interesting to see how Trumps plan to objectify women for personal gain will bode in a country comprised of 50% women.