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10 STEPS TO IMPROVE STUDYING FOR MIDTERMS

BY BROSEFF STALIN (IS THIS HOW YOU SPELL IT? IT’S BEEN A MONTH SINCE I’VE DONE THIS)

1) Cry into your pillow as you accept your inevitable failure

2) Contemplate throwing away your education to join the circus.

3) Ditch the idea when you remember you were molested by a clown as a child, and thus have a deep seated hatered of the circus life.

4) Search the internet for viability of becoming a farmer in Idaho.

5) Give up and start looking at weird German dungeon porn.

6) Weirder.

7) Weirder.

8) Too Weird. Become filled with shame.

9) Remember you are a Philosophy Major with a minor in American History and this all doesn’t really matter in the end.

10) Cry into a pillow as you accept your inevitable failure.