BY Latin Mama
At this point, we’ve all changed our majors like fifty times, so,
what the hell, what’s one more time?! Take this quiz below to
see what you should change to this time, and pray that you
graduate on time!
1. Did you smoke a lot of weed in high school?
a. Smokin is for amateurs…I was supplying!
b. High school was a smokey blur.
c. I have never touched the devil’s lettuce.
2. War: yay or nay?
a. Make lots (and I mean lots) of love…not war.
b. Fuck yeah!
c. Conflict makes me nervous.
3. Who is your musical soulmate?
a. Phish, Bob Marley…JAH feel?
b. N.W.A., Snoog Dogg…err, I mean, Snoop Lion.
c. Weird Al Yankovic, baby!
Mostly A’s: Philosophy. Dude, this is the one major where you can get high all the time and contemplate the Universe…and get paid for it! This is every Pink Floyd-loving stoner’s dream, so go change your major now, but yeah, totally dude, finish rolling that fattie first!
Mostly B’s: Criminal Justice. You’ve been a delinquent your whole life…so no one better to catch them now but you! You know all the ins-and-outs and will make a great interrogating officer from all of those years sitting through your parents’ living room mock-interrogation sessions.
Mostly C’s: Chemistry. This is mostly likely already your current major, so no need to change. You’re destined to be a painfully-boring 8 a.m. Intro to Chem professor right here at Good ‘Old Rutgers!
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