Stupid Idiot Loser Trips on Completely Even Sidewalk

Local buffoon Richard Hurtz, apparently hasn’t figured out how to walk. On his way to his 10:20 philosophy class on College Ave, the dolt reportedly “ate shit” on the smoothest sidewalk ever created by human-kind. Bystanders could not help but watch as this grown man tried to play it off like he meant to start running; but his theatrics only made the whole situation more sad and desperate, especially as he stopped fake running a short 15 seconds later.

-By Richard Hurtz

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