Sports, Volume LV Issue IV

Tony Hawk Making his Epic 900° Comeback at Pyeongchang

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5 Ways to Spice Up your Bedroom
By – P. P. Harding X Marks the Spot– Get really into pirate role play. Have your first mate draw a red “X” where they want to ejaculate and if they hit their target yell “Shiver me timbers!”, then both enjoy a nice orange to prevent scurvy. Sundae Surprise– Grab yourself some sprinkles, whip up … Continue reading 5 Ways to Spice Up your Bedroom → […]
Bad Video Game Analysis- De Blob
By Richard Hunter Projecting For those of you not in the know, De Blob is a simple but satisfying puzzle platformer starring the titular “blob”, some kind of life form that can absorb color and transfer it to any surface he touches. The game tries to tell you that the story goes like this: … Continue reading Bad Video Game Analysis- De Blob →
Top 5 Dogs to Either Adopt or be Eaten by Me
By: Richard Hertz 1) Spot- Yo, look at this fucking quality grade A meat, boi over here? Aptly named for the single adorable spot over his eye, this delectable canine was abandoned by its owner after they moved and is desperately looking for a home. 2) Clifford- You know him, you love him, but … Continue reading Top 5 Dogs to Either Adopt or be Eaten by Me […]
Santa is Real, Because He Touched My Penis
The year was 1986, it was Christmas eve and I could not wait to see what sort of presents I had in store for me this Christmas. I had asked Santa for the new Nintendo Entertainment system, I was so excited. I had just turned 16 so I was a lot more mature and thoughtful … Continue reading Santa is Real, Because He Touched My Penis →
Luka Modrić Wins Ballon d’Or, Ronaldo Did Not Pay Enough (314)
Robin Banks Messi Fan Paris, France (Warning before reading: this article talks about the sport of soccer, AKA football. All references to “soccer” will be addressed as football from now on, you uncultured fools.) On December 3, 2018 Real Madrid’s Luka Modrić won football’s most coveted individual prize, the Ballon d’Or. The Croatian Midfielder won … Continu […]

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