BY John Englebert
When did we collectively decide that the Irish were okay? Remember the good ol’ days when the Irish ran out of potatoes and had that whole famine thing? When they came over here to America, desperate for a new life, what did we do? We told them all to fuck off out into the cold, that’s what we did. When was it that we were just like, fuck it, let’s give ‘em jobs? Maybe we should steer society back to a better time, a time when we stood by our values and posted IRISH NEED NOT APPLY on our shop windows. They’ve had it easy for far too long in this country, just showing up to their fancy jobs in their fancy cars and providing for their families. They’re getting a little too comfortable in my country, and I think it’s about time we start persecuting them again.