Bollard of the Week

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This iconic set of bollards adorns the College Avenue Student Center. They’re an important part of College Ave’s unique aesthetic. While some people vehemently argue that they’re technically planters, they do perfectly fit the Oxford definition of a bollard, ”A short, thick post to divert traffic from an area or road.” They certainly do a great job of keeping traffic out of the student center. On top of these great qualities, they also hold beautiful trees that remove all the shit that comes out of the tailpipes of your obnoxious BMWs and Subarus.

DEFINITIVE BOLLARD RATINGS:
Aesthetic: 5/5
Location: 5/5
Traffic Diversion: 5/5
Sex Appeal: 5/5

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