1. Peyton Manning’s arm falling off after a 15-yard pass attempt
2.An angry old man stealing a football Cam Newton gives to a little kid
3. Demaryius Thomas’ mom getting arrested and going back to jail
4. Coldplay sucking
5. The amount of alcohol you consume
6. Blacking out and getting your stomach pumped
7. Disappointing your parents and joining AA
8. The Panthers beating up refs with baseball bats
9. Cam Newton’s beautiful face
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