BY GRIND ALL
Check off every thing you did and add up your points!
Made a snowman: 4 pts (yay childhood!)
Fucked that snowman: 1 pts (fucking gross ruining childhood)
Fucked someone: 5 pts
Got so drunk you forgot there was a snow day: 7 pts
Got so high you thought the snow was attacking you: 10 pts
Called for delivery then pretended you weren’t home when they got there: 8 pts (lol)
Streaked down the empty streets: 6 pts
Wrote your name in the snow with your pee: 9 pts (yes)
Tried out that weird masturbating thing that involves snow… you know what I’m talking about: 0 pts
TALLY THE FUCK UP
0-10 did you even have a snow day?
11-20 so you did what you normally do every Saturday but there was snow around you
21-30 awh dang getting out of yo comfort zone I see you girl do yah thang
31-40 okay this is getting a little out of hand now and I’m getting a little scared
41-50 omg I didn’t know frat boys read the medium!!!!