There once was a fairy who had,
All of the teeth from a young lad,
She snuck up at night,
And gave him a fright,
And he stabbed her 47 times, cause no one fucks with Billy.
There once was a boy named Allie,
Who met an ox farmer named Lee,
Lee was a cocksucker,
And that motherfucker
Ollie set all Lee’s oxen free.
There once was an old sack named Jack
Who has claimed he had a real knack
For bouncing all around
And getting around town
Until he landed on a tack.