POETRY CORNER

BY Calliou

28mptoothfairy_jpg_1771152eTooth Fairy
There once was a fairy who had,
All of the teeth from a young lad,
She snuck up at night,
And gave him a fright,
And he stabbed her 47 times, cause no one fucks with Billy.

 

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Oxen
There once was a boy named Allie,
Who met an ox farmer named Lee,
Lee was a cocksucker,
And that motherfucker
Ollie set all Lee’s oxen free.

 

 

Dog-with-Tennis-Balls

Balls

There once was an old sack named Jack
Who has claimed he had a real knack
For bouncing all around
And getting around town
Until he landed on a tack.

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