NINE THINGS More Clutch than The Giants

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1. Andy Dalton in any primetime game

2.The Bills in four straight Super Bowls

3. Rutgers Busses

4. The warning your girlfriend’s dad gave you last week

5. Rutgers Football against a Big Ten opponent

6. Anyone playing Michigan State in the fourth quarter

7. A final exam that lasts the full three hours

8.The total anhiliation of all my sense of self-worth coinciding with a reemergence of my tendency to engage in self-sabotage

9. Chris Laviano’s behavior on Instagram

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