Pope Decries Catholicism and Pledges Local Frat


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The Pope passed through New Brunswick during his trip from New York City to Philadelphia, the last stop on his North American tour. Pope Francis, known to fill stadiums and disrupt traffic continued being a rockstar by partying with the locals. Late the other night, Francis was seen turnt up and shouting from a rooftop on Delafield Street, “Fuck Celibacy! If I could bang dimepieces nightly, I’ll gladly risk eternal damnation.”

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