It’s that time of the month!

But not that time of the month. (The period kind.)
7 other times of the month.

1. That time when you don’t leave your bed and masturbate all day

2. That time when you end up masturbating in your car on your commute to work

3.That time when you masturbate with someone else in the room just to see if you can

4. That time you try your other hand while masturbating

5. That time you move your masturbating to the bathroom from your bedroom because you like the full length mirror

6. That time you get really drunk and cry while masturbating to your ex.

7. That time when you decide to eat salads all day.

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